Apr
21
2009

Alien Abduction

I love this non sequitur from Seinfeld.

Jerry: Alright, how about this one. Let's say you're abducted by aliens. They haul you aboard the mother ship, take you back to their planet as a curiosity. Now, would you rather be in their zoo or their circus?

George: I gotta go zoo. I feel like I could set more of my own schedule.

Jerry: But in the circus you get to ride around on the train. See the whole planet.

George: I'm wearing a little hat. I'm jumping through fire. I'm putting little alien heads in my mouth. Nah.

Jerry: At least it's show business.

George: But in the zoo, you know, they might put a woman in there with me to uh... you know, get me to mate.

Jerry: What if she's got no interest in you?

George: Then I'm pretty much where I am right now. At least I got to take a ride on a spaceship.

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