Jul
19
2007

Stephen Merchant, Player

Season Two of Extras is fantastic, replete with many a brilliant moment of verbal comedy. Here's but one:

Stephen Merchant asks a player for advice on picking up women. Watch him put it to immediate use.

Player: Just walk straight up to her and say "I've been admiring you from afar for a long time and I haven't said anything but I would love to take you out one night and see if we have as good a time as I think we will. Would you like to have dinner with me sometime?" Bang. Okay? Don't think about it. Just do it. Get over there.

Stephen: "Maggie. Hello. Umm... Just wanted to let you know that I've been watching you secretly without you knowing. And um... Be very keen to spend the night with you and see if you enjoy it as much as I know I will. And umm... Happy to pay for it as well... for dinner, if you eat dinner. Obviously you eat dinner."

The scene is capped off with a slapstick gag that threw me off my couch with laughter. Enjoy.

Jul
19
2007

Church Differently?

I can't tell if their marketing is genius or mental.

The Gathering What, like Magic? Do I need to bring trading cards?

music. message. dialogue. Like that Pearl Jam : Storytellers show I saw on VH1?

All welcome regardless of beliefs, lifestyle or orientation. Nice folk.

Space limited. That could be a problem if they're mailing postcards to strangers.

June 24 They equate Hamlet with 8 New Places To Have Sex???

July 1 They may lose their target audience here.

July 8 Aren't we all though?

July 15 Yes, and we have many names for it. See June 24.

church differently. new beginnings. They've rewritten Genesis? When did this happen?

Jul
4
2007

Wilson Did The Embellishing?

[An e-mail to my father in response to David Brooks' essay in Tuesday's N.Y. Times.]

He claims Wilson did the embellishing?! Are Bush, Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld, and Wolfowitz held to a lower standard? Their embellishing and misjudgment have placed America's finest in the middle of a religious war in a strategic blunder than has killed 3,500 Americans, wounded 26,000, and weakened our national security. Meanwhile our President presents the American public with one rosy scenario after another, one "we're about to turn the corner" fantasy after another. And Joe Wilson is the embellisher?! Disgraceful!!!

"The farce is over. It has no significance. Nobody but Libby’s family will remember it in a few weeks time."

So we've learned that sycophants are insignificant? Well done, Mr. Brooks. They may be insignificant but the dirty deeds they do for their masters are not. The war he enabled is not over and will not be forgotten by those whose loved ones have been killed or grievously wounded.

Jul
2
2007

Look Back At Bob Dylan

I rented Don't Look Back, a documentary of Bob Dylan's 1965 tour of London, shot in black & white on a handheld camera. It contains some great footage of Dylan in his hotel room making music with Joan Baez and Alan Price of The Animals. Classic. 

 

I was just a lad, nearly twenty two.
Neither good nor bad, just a kid like you.
And I got lost, too late to pray.
I started going down that lost highway.

Now boys don't start to ramble round.
On this road of sin are you sorrow bound?
And you'll you get lost to curse the day.
You started going down that lost highway. 

Jun
20
2007

V For Vendetta

Not too long ago I watched V For Vendetta. I was quite skeptical of it, as I am of all films based on comic books, as I find their treatment of the themes of ostracization and revenge unfulfilling, perverse. Comic books and their film brethren often ignore the option of simply not caring. On more than one occassion when watching a comic book film I have asked myself a question, in lieu of the hero. "Who cares? So the world doesn't recognize your talents. And the wrong people are elevated beyond their competence. Tell me something I don't know. How did you get this idea in your head that life would unfold otherwise, that the mass of humanity owes you more gratitude?"

I did not have this problem with V For Vendetta. Watching V for Vendetta is like listening to Metallica's And Justice For All... It's defiant, unforgiving, and without the self-loathing typical to other works in its genre. You don't want to slit your wrists after listening to Metallica or watching this film. On the contrary. You are more in love with life than ever.

V's introductory speech plays like a Kirk Hammett solo over a heavy Hetfield riff: 

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

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I am a professional programmer living in Chicago.  My hobbies/interests include live music, films, WWII history, poker, chess, bowling, and golf.  Here I express my opinions on culture, politics, religion, art, you know... life.